Really, tell me all about your religion in 5 min.

Greetings.  On a recent award-winning edition of the Today Show with star-fucker Katie & pretty boy Matt, they did some in-depth interviews with people from different religions trying to "demystify" their faiths.  OK, maybe an interesting topic and something I'd be interested in learning more about - especially since Tom Cruise and Madonna are SO hot right now!  The only problem is religion and its foundation, no matter what you believe, is difficult to explain and package into entertaining TV.  Well Ms. Couric, being the stellar TV personality that she is, didn't stop there.  She gets right to the facts of it with questions like, "so, how do you explain Tom's crazy couch jumping habits?"  IMO Tom might need to start taking some of those meds he's so against and deal with that fact that he's gay. Ouch. 

So, I urge you please get up early and don't miss one second of that morning entertainment show, I mean "news" show that really keeps me up-to-date with what's going on in the world.